January 2010
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“This just in:
Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3”
– Colin Mochrie, Whose Line is it Anyway?
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“[on the phone]
I’m sorry. I’m about to lose you, because I’m...”
– House. (via flickflickflicker)
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Write one leaf about first impressions.
(via writeoneleaf)
Back in high school, If someone first met me In the classroom, Later, They couldn’t believe I’m fun.
If someone first met me Outside the classroom, Later, They couldn’t believe I’m smart.
But now, I’m just like everyone else. I don’t stick out.
Sometimes I miss it.
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Is it weird that I think internal organs are...
Oooooooo, it’s gorgeous!
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Write one leaf in which you have your revenge.
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Everyone who advocates and performs abortions realizes that it actually is.
They realize they are murderers who need forgiveness.
It’s not exactly revenge… but it would make me happy. ish.
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101st post.
Speaking of which, I have joined www.dayzeroproject.com and I am making a list of 101 things to do in the next 1001 days.
Have any suggestions?
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“The Beer” — Kimya Dawson
This...
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I'd tap that [except not really]
emilyshen:
1. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely hook up with.
2. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of
3.Put three more names at the end of the list
Jack Barakat?
Heath Ledger
Rupert Grint
Gabe Saporta?
Samuel L. Jackson
Hayden Christensen
Ian Somerhalder?
Shia Lebouf
Sean William Scott?
Patrick Stump?
John Hannah?
Hugh Grant
Colin Firth
Nick Santino?
...
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lindsaykid:
I’m bo yo And I’m the greatest rappa...
Write one leaf about Peter Pan.
(via writeoneleaf)
I am so jealous.
Oh, to have perpetual youth…
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It sucks. I know.
Life is short. Life is fleeting. Life is a bitch. Life doesn’t make sense. Life seems to be wonderful and then it slices your throat.
I know how it feels.
When I was a freshman in high school, I went on my first date. It was a Wednesday. My mom drove me to a huge church function. On the way we noticed two rainbows in the sky. They were beautiful.
When I got there, he put his arm around my...
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“I love you like kings love queens
Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans....”
– “Love Is…” Bo Burnham
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Ryan: Colin, what comes to mind when I say "ska"?
Colin: Sandpaper.
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“High School party, senior year.
Boys and girls are all sippin’ on beer.
I like...”
– “High School Party,” Bo Burnham
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Write one leaf about Bugs Bunny.
(via writeoneleaf)
I always wanted to be as clever as Bugs Bunny.
Honestly, he’s so witty he convinced Daffy Duck to shoot himself in the face multiple times.
Now THAT’S smart.
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Is Nickelback the worst band ever? →
stephaknees:
erbav:
imgonnaletyoufinishbut:
(via noescapefromreality)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
BEST. WEBSITE. EVER. omfg
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“This above all, to thine own self be true.”
– Hamlet, Bill Shakes
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I must admit,
Watson is kind of a butthole. Crick wasn’t so bad.
I like to think of Watson as a sort of adorable lunatic. Crick was just like a quiet genius.
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The Secret of Life
DNA.
Its structure was discovered by these two hooligans, haha.
Francis Crick and James Watson.
I’m a huge fan.
thatsnotpunny:
what’s the opposite of capitalism?
lowercaseism
pahahahaha
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I got a haircut and now I look like a boy.
I’m getting sick of my short hair, but I don’t want it to look stupid while I grow it out. Ugh.
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Ever seen a cross section of the human cerebellum?
It really is quite beautiful. Looks like a tree.
Oh, and…
…this tattoo of it is awesome.
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“Nah, I’m bored of Pictionary. Let’s play Life. Heh heh.”
– The Grim Reaper
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Just say whatever you want. →
Does it get to girls that some guys make better...
singlifessong:
(via imyourlatestobsession)
My friend and I were discussing this the other day actually.
As David Henry Hwang says in M. Butterfly, “Only a man knows how a woman is supposed to act.”
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Did you know that exaggerations have gone up by,...
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I just talked to the most amazing person on...
I am so sad to lose them.
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You know, I was thinking...
I’m actually proud that certain hate groups don’t like Catholics.
Obviously, I’m not glad or happy that they don’t like us. I wish we could all get along.
But, here’s the thing: We all know that the KKK is full of bullshit. They don’t like black people or Jews or Mexicans or basically anyone that isn’t a Protestant white supremacist. Ridiculous. Duh.
So...
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Write one leaf about your lucky shirt.
writeoneleaf:
If you have one.
I don’t call it lucky, but I love to wear my Led Zeppelin shirt. Sometimes I won’t wash it, just so I can wear it sooner. (I take a long time to be motivated to do laundry.)
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Today, my professor did an interpretive dance of...
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